What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 07:26

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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